Film Review: The Children

The Children: Any film that makes you question what your 4 year old niece is really thinking and if she would indeed have enough power to ram a set of car keys through your eyes is definatley one that y'all should be checking out. By f*ck are these kids scary little monsters. It makes me wonder if all children actions are premediated through a series of evil fucking looks and it genuinely left me feeling a bit uneasy afterwards. Fucking creepy little bastards. I cant believe i thought my god-daughter could do half the things these kids do but i suppose that is the power of the movies when you can believe the unbelievable. This is a very low budget film set in some dainty english village around christmas time and basically in a nutshell the kids are little fuckers. Its not The Omen or anything but it is just creepy. I'd recommend watchin this late at night then afterwards, while on your way to the bathroom, having a chance meeting with your 4 year old niece in the hall and seeing how you deal with it. A very uneasing piece of celluoid. Catch it if you have young ones in the house. 2.5 / 5