Sunday 18 October 2009

Lyrical Schpiel: Ode to 72

Come on Eileen is there no catch?
Like Gremlins 2 this is a new batch,
No copyright laws infringed or attacked,
Like Siamese twins no longer attached.

Or crack babies off their faces on smack,
Like Jack White’s mutual respect for Jack Black,
Sneak up on them both; give them both heart attacks,
Run away laughing at how glue sniffing’s back!

And I’ll sit in my room with a cunning plan,
I’ll learn to drive - kill them both with a van,
An epileptic who’s skin’s contraband,
Switch double flip up ah shit nice one man.

And that’ll be it and no one will quit,
Cos my brain is full of that krazy mad shit,
That keeps me alive but frightens me how,
I want Jessica Biel, Tandy and Simpson here now.

And that’s about it for a little while,
I’ll bid you adieu, sign off with a smile!

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