Film Review: Stan Helsing

I dunno why but Stan Helsing looked kinda like it could be ok to me - even the trailer made it seem like it might be a time-killer at worst.
I was wrong. So wrong. i've never been more wrong in fact. this was the wrong kiss goodnight. the wrong good friday. the loneliness of the wrong distance runner even. It was face-slapping, head-shaking, eye-gougingly terribly fuckin awful.
God forgive me for watching this. it wouldnt ever end. horrible horrible film. a time-killer. an energy-zapper. a cock-blocker. a game-over. a blocked toilet full to the brim would've been more entertaining than this sh*t.
i hereby promise i will never EVER watch anything that has ANYTHING to do with ANYBODY who is in ANYWAY connected to the scary movie franchise EVER AGAIN. And this time im sticking to it. FOREVER.
A woeful film. absolutely woeful like. avoid. 0 / 5