Friday 29 June 2012

Thursday 28 June 2012

Video Schpiel: Evil Dead - An Animated Tribute

Pictorial Schpiel: The Man With The Iron Fists Poster

I'm posting this cos, well, seriously, it's RZA's kung-fu movie. Why WOULDN'T I post this!!! Apparently the trailer will be up relatively shortly so fingers crossed it KICKS ASS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!


Tuesday 26 June 2012

Video Schpiel: Some Random Community Videos

No real reason, apart from I can't get that Michael Haggins song out of my head.







Video Schpiel: Cop Out Outtakes

I liked Cop Out. There. I said it. And i'm not ashamed of that either. Morgan & William Scott were AWESOME as a duo, Willis - not so much. Get the two off them off the drugs and into a film together!


Video Schpiel: Uncommon Skateboarding Tricks In Super Slow Motion



Fancy dans :-D

Pictorial Schpiel: Get Down Mr. President

This sounds like so much fun :-D



Friday 22 June 2012

Pictorial Schpiel: Thrill Murray Colouring Book

"Be it in Groundhog Day, Ghostbusters, Rushmore or Lost in Translation Bill Murray has become a diamond of the modern screen, the heartbeat of any worthy DVD collection....
We asked 24 different illustrators to create 24 different images, each one inspired by the great man himself. WE PUT THEM TOGETHER AND MADE THIS BILL MURRAY INSPIRED COLOURING BOOK
Be you young, old, wrinkly, thin, drunk, happy, disillusioned or a bit bored you can enjoy colouring in!"




Video Schpiel: Liam Neeson's Back In Taken 2 Trailer!!!




Also, I really like the look of these two;






I'm hoping they don't turn out to be shite like so many others that have awesome trailers before them. Oh, and just for the record - I thought Insidious was excellent!!!

Thursday 21 June 2012

Video Schpiel: Super Mario Ceremony

So i'm about 9 months late with this video but who cares - it's still awesome :-D

Video Schpiel: Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago's Weiner's Circle



Or watch it here if that link doesn't work:

 

Video Schpiel: Community Loves "Daybreak"



And for those who care :-D

Video Schpiel: Pre-Mortem One-Liners Supercut



"Some motherfuckers are always tryin' to ice skate up hill". :-D

Wednesday 20 June 2012

Video Schpiel: Actors Against Acting Athletes

Take from the always amusing Jimmy Kimmel Live: http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyKimmelLive?feature=watch


Video Schpiel: Will.i.am Sings "What I Am" On Sesame Street



God, Sesame Street still has it doesn't it!


Video Schpiel: Jason Schwartzman (as Cousin Ben) Conducts A Troop Screening Of Moonrise Kingdom

Jason Schwartzman and director Wes Anderson have put together this clever little video that has Cousin Ben, as played by Schwartzman, conduct a troop screening of Moonrise Kingdom, which incidentally I still have not seen :-(







Tuesday 19 June 2012

Pictorial Schpiel: Overly Attached Girlfriend

In response to Justin Bieber's recent competition for his female fans to submit 'Girlfriend' versions of his hit single Boyfriend, one lady became an Internet sensation by uploading a clip to YouTube. In it the young lady becomes an obsessive girlfriend to a T and subsequently has become an internet start as a result. Check out her video after the picture and enjoy :-D


Pictorial Schpiel: Gwan Smee

Thanks to Peck for linking me up to this:

Video Schpiel: Old Spice - I Believe In My Smelf



26 seconds in makes it for me :-D

Sunday 17 June 2012

Video Schpiel: More Brett Domino You Say???







There's 4 more to watch on there if anyone's interested :-D

Video Schpiel: Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 - Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

Video Schpiel: Awesome New TV Spot For The Dark Knight Rises

Video Schpiel: 4 Minutes Of Prometheus Questions

SPOLIERRIFFIC Obv:

Web Schpiel: 50 Best Opening Lines In Movies

These are the 50 Bestest Opening Lines in films according to http://www.shortlist.com/entertainment/films/50-best-opening-lines-in-movies


They seem to be in no particular order so i'll post a random few and let the rest of you go seek the others for yourselves :-D


"3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day."


"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. "


"The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it."


"Way out west there was this fella I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Jeff Lebowski."


"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold."


And finally:


"As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to be a gangster"


R.I.P. Henry Hill.

Wednesday 13 June 2012

Pictorial Schpiel: Prometheus Species Origin Poster

WARNING - I dunno, but this may spoil shit on you so if you haven't seen Prometheus then best jog on!!!!






























Pictorial Schpiel: 116 Celebs Turn Out For Paramount Shoot In Vanity Fair

Have fun spotting who's got plastic surgery and who hasn't :-D





Video Schpiel: Chuck Norris - The Movie

Tuesday 12 June 2012

Video Schpiel: The 66th Annual Tony Awards NPH Numbers

The opening NPH number;



And the closing NPH number, cos, really, NPH is the main reason we watch this anyway :-D

Web Schpiel: Play The "Wreck-It Ralph" Game - "Fix It Felix"

So i'm sure by now you've all seen the Wreck-It Raplh trailer;



but have you played the Fix-It Felix game???

Well, what's keeping you then: http://disney.go.com/wreck-it-ralph/#/fixitfelix

Video Schpiel: Lego Inception

Video Schpiel: Blue Velvet Deleted Scenes

Saturday 9 June 2012

Video Schpiel: Mrs. Doubtfire - A Horror Film!!!!

Video Schpiel: Mitch Hedberg Lost Film "Los Enchiladas!"

I've been looking to see this for years - and now thanks to someone awesome called Ximmerlaik we ALL can watch it!!!! R.I.P. Mitch. Taken way too early than he should have been :-(

Video Schpiel: Thai Tims-Rocky Road to Poland

God I LOVE them Thai Tims!!!



Tuesday 5 June 2012

Video Schpiel: Welcome To The Ant Colony

Video Schpiel: Seagull Steals GoPro Video Camera

Video Schpiel: Internet Prank Zombie Chased In Miami

Recent timing taken into account I really think that if one decides to go around pretending to be a member of the face-eating living dead, especially in a place such as Miami - where folks are on high alert for crazed strangers and bath salts with good reason - then they deserve a much harsher treatment than this fella got. Though he did nearly get shot so I suppose he learned his lesson. 


Then again in this day and age he probably didn't...


Pictorial Schpiel: 100 Years Of Paramount - In A Poster


Video Schpiel: Crossbows & Mustaches

I'm a bit late to the party with this but nonetheless;

 







Video Schpiel: Gremlins 2 Gag Reel

Video Schpiel: Paper Prometheus Trailer