Powerful prescriptions prescribed by chameleons,
Means it’s likely the shiser’ll have you hanging by the ceiling,
Demented dyslexics dreamin about dysentery,
All of this leaves you similarly looking for sympathy.
Accounted for and present in a hybrid element,
Of car crash memorabilia designed by an elephant.
Arrogance is a lovely subsidiary,
Of pragmatic priests studying elementary,
School French - under false pretence,
Designed by the government to charge for refreshments.
You know I never meant to hurt you baby,
Just went mad in the car from driving you crazy,
And lately it seems everything is hazy,
Met a dodgy geezer who sorted me out in the ladies.
Fuckin madness it was - $3.50 because,
The bank took the cheque but it rebounded of us,
Didn’t get tipped soft more like ripped off,
Learned from Chris Tarrant all about that fake cough.
Nowadays it’s more like painful torture,
Can’t spell anything need Carol Voderman on recorder,
Objection your honor that’s statements out of order,
Carol can’t be present cos she’s presenting undercover.
FIN
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