Ninja Terminator is soooooooooo fuckin epically brilliant!!!!
Firstly the main character's real name is Bruce Stallion and that alone should make you realise that Ninja Terminator is fucking class :-D
The plot is totally pointless except to say that there is another hero in the film called Jaguar1 and he seems to spend his time getting into fist-fights for no apparent reason.
For instance - he walks up to a group of polite fellows and asks them where the nearest diner is - and they just go ahead and tell him they "don't like his sort eating around here" and proceed to attack him for no fucking reason whatsoever.
It really is Class!!!!
You can probably pick Ninja Terminator up in any secondhand shop.
It'll be there.
Seriously.
Go and look if you don't believe me.
When you do purchase it you will realise that it is well worth the 3 quid and you have made a brand new friend in Bruce Stallion & Jaguar1.
Oh yeah and there is a killer robot toy-thingy too but i don't want to say too much more in case i spoil the overall awesomeness of it - and that's not even mentioning that the whole movie feels like two (or three) random films sliced together. Badly.
Ninja Terminator also features epic 80's body hair, terrible lip-synching and random Bruce Stallion costume changes for no reason.
In conclusion Ninja Terminator is simply brilliant.
A Complete Must See. Highly recommended 4.5 / 5
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