Tuesday 31 August 2010

Web Schpiel: TeeFury

After further investigation i've realised that the TeeFury website http://www.teefury.com/ is a FUCKING AWESOME ONE!

This next bit is from the website itself:

"TeeFury is a place where you will find amazing tees at amazing prices (and occasionally other non-tee things). It's pretty simple - one new super limited-edition tee every 24 hours for $9.

Q: What happened to yesterday's tee or any of the other previous tees?

Each tee goes up for sale everyday at midnight eastern time. Once it sells out, or after 24 hours, whichever comes first, that tee is gone. And when we say, "gone", we mean G-O-N-E - never to be sold again at TeeFury. So, if you see something you like, and it hasn't sold out yet, you better grab one fast before the fat lady sings."

So yeah, if you waste your time you won't get yesterday's one (unless of course they reprint it) so already you've missed out on awesome tees such as the ones below so hard lines:

Oh yeah and originally i held back on posting this til today cos i wanted the Flash one all for meself. Such is life :-)











Video Schpiel: Car Jumps Over ANOTHER Car!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: 35 Life Hacks You Should Know

I'm liftin this from PaddyG's f**ebook so props to him for bringin it to my attention!


















Video Schpiel: Cat Plays Duck Hunt

Monday 30 August 2010

Video Schpiel: TV Secret Finally Revealed!!!

This is from an Irish panel show and guest host Sarah Carey fantastically reveals what we suspected all along...:



I KNEW IT !

Film Review: Shotgun Stories



Shotgun Stories:

Shotgun Stories is a film about 3 brothers - Son, Boy & Kid Hayes - whose alcoholic abusive father walked out and left them in poverty when they were youngsters, subsequently went off found god, rehabilitated himself and then raised another family - except this time around he was the perfect father. The film starts off when the brothers find out that their father has died and they head to his funeral to leave their respects to the man they also called 'dad'. Needless to say the grieving family aren't appreciative of their comments and the rancorous funeral speech given by Son is the catalyst for the actions that occur throughout the rest of the film.

Set in a small run-down withering town where there isn't enough space available for the rival siblings not to run into each other every day - every situation and encounter could possibly be their last, and most dangerous, one. The two families despise each other, both equally united in their hatred of the others existence and these step-brothers are not shy in letting each other know exactly how they feel, up close and personal style.

I felt slightly unnerved and also in awe while watching Shotgun Stories - in a world where every TV show or film comes at you in such a relentless fashion it's a complete refreshing change to have a film confident enough in itself to tell the story it wants to tell - and especially at it's own leisurely pace to boot. Believe me when i say that this film is a slow-building ride but unlike others where your attention may wane Shotgun Stories managed to keep me not just interested - but engaged in the proceedings of the Hayes boys throughout.

Michael Shannon in particular is fucking awesome as Son - but then again he rarely disappoints - and i look forward eagerly to watching him appearing in Martin Scorsese's Boardwalk Empire. The other two Hayes boys are also thoroughly engaging in their own individual way - i don't know if that's their acting or maybe just the epic script - but regardless of whatever it is they are more than adequate support for Shannon. The rest of the cast are full of unknowns and randomers and they all do their jobs sufficiently - especially seeing as the supporting parts aren't that big at all outside the Hayes clan.

Shotgun Stories doesn't have any frills, spills, special effects or jack-sh*t - what it does have is a story of slow burning hatred that bubbles near boiling point throughout. If you want to watch a film that harks back to the days when actual stories were told in films then Shotgun Stories is the one for you. Just don't expect anything to happen in it anytime fast. 3/5

Video Schpiel: Cat Ends Up In Garbage



Those crazy cats!!!!!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Many Faces of Spock

By Ramsey “Raz” Sibaja. Go to it Roísín : http://www.teefury.com/archive/922/Many_Faces_of_Spock/

Thursday 26 August 2010

Video Schpiel: The Inbetweeners Series 3 Preview

If you haven't seen this show I wholeheartedly recommend it - it is nothing like you've seen before and the best part is it genuinely is 100% hilarious.

So to all those non-believers - just go here: http://www.youtube.com/show?p=RquKEiY4K3k&s=1 and you can watch them for free. What could be easier!!!!!!!

Video Schpiel: You WILL Find This Rat Cute!!!

Video Schpiel: Mario Symbols Appear In Bike Lanes

Wednesday 25 August 2010

Video Schpiel: 2010 World Yo Yo Contest

His name is Jensen Kimmitt - just watch him:



Yup, a Yo Yo just made you go "Ooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!" :-)

Video Schpiel: Silent Star Wars

Video Schpiel: Ultimate Drunk



Except he's not drunk... he be off his chop-chops!

Video Schpiel: English Bulldog Watches Family Guy



I just thought i'd take this moment to say i HATE Family Guy.

Video Scpiel: The Last Exorcism - Chatroulette Reactions



Thats what the get for being so goddamn frisky all the time :-)

Video Schpiel: The Walking Dead



This - in my mind- cannot fail to be AMAZING!!!
Darabont's been god for as long as i can remember & Egg looks the part.
Heck, even the use of The Walker Brothers is awesome :-)

Saturday 21 August 2010

Pictorial Schpiel: Hilariously Inappropriate T-Shirts

Props to Braveheart for bringing these to my attention :-)





















Video Schpiel: F**k You!!!

Ceelo's new bangin tune!!!



Damn that McCai for getting this stuck in my cranium !!!

Thursday 19 August 2010

Pictorial Schpiel: Michael Cera Guido Makeover




Video Schpiel: The Road To Knoxville

Can't remember if i posted this before (i post a lot of shit in case you hadn't noticed) anyways, if i have already then here it is again regardless:



"I've only been here an hour - I've already seen four 3-way kisses and six tattoos with misspellings".

Class :-)

Video Schpiel: God Bless America

Wednesday 18 August 2010

Video Schpiel: Suicide Parkour Jump

You're not gonna make it - NO - you ain't gonna make it!!!

Video Schpiel: Mini-Cannon = AMAZING!!!!



The power! The glory!! The incredibly stupid dangerous things you would get up too!!!

Video Schpiel: Make Sure The Kiddies Are Sleeping Before.. Well, You Know...



It's funny but unsettling and the same time.
I think funny wins though in the end.
Just...

Tuesday 17 August 2010