Friday 25 June 2010

Temporary Hiatus

Headin off to a weekend festival so there'll be nothing posted for a while.
I'll prob be seein 101 people like this but sure whatever floats your boat:



Catch ya laterz interweb!

Tuesday 22 June 2010

Video Schpiel: Star Trek - Tik Tok



You know songs that you hear but you never take anything by them in - including who they're by - well this is one of them for me. Modern music is too plentiful for my taste.

Video Schpiel: The Green Hornet



I dunno, Seth Rogen as a super-hero like.....? And Michel Gondry directing can either be good (Dave Chappelle's Block Party, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind) or not so good (The Science of Sleep, Be Kind Rewind). Time will tell i suppose.

Monday 21 June 2010

R.I.P. Frank Sidebottom

The legend that is Frank Sidebottom (or Chris Sievey as he was really known) has died aged 54 :-(

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/10370480.stm

If you don't know anything about him or his comedy basically he completely did his own thing since the 80's and although not a lot of people "got" his humour, which was mainly on the spot stuff, those who did loved him and always kept an eye out for him wherever he was or whatever he did.

He will be sadly missed.

R.I.P. Frank.






And outta all his Channel M stuff - this my favourite, especially the 2 minute mark!

Web Schpiel: BodyCounters

Want to know how many people died in your favourite movies???
Then head here:
http://www.bodycounters.com/abc.aspx

Video Schpiel: Hey There Keanu



Awesomeness @ 1 minute!!!!

Sunday 20 June 2010

Pictorial Schpiel: You Will Never Know Happiness Like This!!!




That's one big ass cookie!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Free Drinks For Daves - FOR LIFE!!!!




Reminds me of the Kids In The Hall sketch "These Are The Daves!"

Video Schpiel: Aaron Schoenke's Batman

All of these are directed by film-maker Aaron Schoenke.

City Of Scars was shot in 21 days on HD cameras with a budget of $27,000 and it's synopsis is as follows:

"When the Joker escapes from Arkham and murders the parents of a young boy, Batman recalls the pain of losing his own parents as a child. He is pushed past his limits to the point where his focus becomes revenge on all who stand in his way, including many of Gotham’s underworld. Finally, Batman is forced to look at the psychological profile of his own mind and accept the consequences of his life to find resolve."

Have a look at City Of Scars for yourself below:




Patient J is Schoenke's second Batman feature & is described as:

"In the basement of Arkham Asylum, a desperate psychologist has secretly set up an interview with the mass-murdering Joker. As the Clown Prince of Crime reflects on the key moments of his life, the interview drifts into a game of manipulation that flirts with life and death. The film stars Paul Monlar as the Joker and Kurt Carley as the interviewer."



His two other shorts (to date) can also be watched right here:

Batman - Dark Justice:



And finally Batman Legends:



Fair play to the dude - i enjoy my Bats so anything that's filler til Nolan comes around in a few years again is a-ok with me!

Saturday 19 June 2010

Video Schpiel: Vuvuzela Guy!!!!



How annoying ... but fun :-)

Video Schpiel: Super Mario Beatbox

I dunno why you'd do this either but it's pretty cool!

Thursday 17 June 2010

Video Schpiel: Take Off That Stupid Hat!!!



What a bitch!!!

Video Schpiel: MUTO

Muto is a wall painted animation by BLU:



God only knows how much patience was needed for this!

Video Schpiel: New Scott Pilgrim Trailer



Gotta say - it does look good. Cera's schtick is running thin these days though

Tuesday 15 June 2010

Video Schpiel: Chimp Rapes Frog

Yup, you read that correctly - a chimp RAPES a frog.



I have posted some weird shit but this is top of the mountain.

Pictorial Schpiel: Fro-Hat

Reminds me of either Kid or Play - dunno which is which tho:

Video Schpiel: Baby Kid Excels At Grooving



I don't even have half his moves. Little nappy wearing mofo...

Pictorial Schpiel: Creek Sex = Bad Idea

Monday 14 June 2010

Video Schpiel: Moymoypalaboy

Don't question - just watch!!!!









And there's 46 other videos by them if you care...

Video Schpiel: Lego Sniper Rifle



And you say Lego's not cool!

Video Schpiel: It's Tricky To Tell When A Mascot's In Trouble..



I just love the sight of the other mascots running towards him :-)

Sunday 13 June 2010

Video Schpiel: Awesome Begging Kitten



18 seconds = Awwwwwwwwwwwww :-)

Video Schpiel: CPR Can Be Sexy Too!

I have no idea why this website exists but i'm hella glad it does!
Check out Super Sexy CPR for yourself here: http://www.supersexycpr.com/



Video Schpiel: Shake Weight... For Men

Oh dear jesus...



soooooooooo not as good

Wednesday 9 June 2010

Video Schpiel: Mortal Kombat Live-Action & AWESOME!!!

This is only done to show what COULD be done with the series!!!!
Seriously - if you love MK just watch this shiznit!!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Whoa! Keanu Style

Video Schpiel: Guy Tries To Bench 683 Pounds

Any title with "tries" in it is never gonna end well...

Monday 7 June 2010

Video Schpiel: Portland Drivers

I know the snow plays a big part but my god - that first guy was terrible!!!

Video Schpiel: Clever Train

In the future trains will never have to stop again:



Those Asians eh? What WILL they think of next....

Video Schpiel: Cat Fight!!!!!!!

Video Schpiel: Robot Steps Are What We Take



Cheers to McCai for the heads up :-)

Video Schpiel: Apollo 11 Saturn Launch


Fuckin awesome :-)

Saturday 5 June 2010

Video Schpiel: The Black Eye Club

Seriously, what the fuck???



An apparently that's Ket at the end so, yeah, whoop-whoop for the black eye club.

Pictorial Schpiel: Awesome College Prank

Well played Delta Force, well played.

Video Schpiel: The BEST Best Man

So old i forgot it existed - until now:

Thursday 3 June 2010

Video Schpiel: Underwater Base Jumping

Here's Guillaume Nery base jumping at Dean's Blue Hole.



Fuck that shit for a bag of gold - no way you'd get me jumpin down there, there might be monsters or mega sharks or anything.
Also no mask - no deal.
Mentalist.

Video Schpiel: First 5 Mins Of "Get Him To The Greek"

Oh, hello friend!!!

Do you wanna watch the first 5 mins of the Forgetting Sarah Marshall sequel (well sorta sequel) Get Him To The Greek???
Well then be go right ahead & enjoy it bitches:-)




Video Schpiel: Kick Ass Drummer

This drummer is the fuckin SHIZNIT!!!!!!!!!!

Video Schpiel: The Coke Zero & Mentos Rocket Car

Video Schpiel: Eat The Poo Poo

What in the fuckin fuck is going on in Africa???