Tuesday 28 September 2010

Thursday 23 September 2010

Pictorial Schpiel: The Other T'Internet Poster

Oh god - don't let it be one of those fuckin massive ones.....right click & view in new window if need be. fuckin big picture bastards.



Video Schpiel: I'm Nearly Sure I Posted This Before

But i can't remember cos i post so much shit - hey, whaddya gonna do!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Keep On Truckin' !

Video Schpiel: Rainbow Cocktails



How is that even possible???

Pictorial Schpiel: The Great Escape

Monday 20 September 2010

Pictorial Schpiel: Grand Taxonomy of Rap Names

From Pop Chart Lab; http://popchartlab.com/index.php/poster_detail/grand_taxonomy_of_rap_names/

Video Schpiel: Shirley Bassey Something

Not really in line with the majority of things i post on here ever - but i just remembered this existed and how awesome Shirley Bassey sings it.

Yes, i have just posted a Shirley Bassey song. Deal with it :-)



Now wasn't that good!

Friday 17 September 2010

Video Schpiel: Hypnosis With Kevin Pollak!!!

Also featuring Jason Statham and Christopher Walken!!!



I love Pollak's Walken so FUCKING much!!!!!!!

Web Schpiel: I Am Better Than Your Kids

A horribly fantastic site where one man harshly critiques young children's drawings for the inadequate works of art they are. Just go here to see what i mean: http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/

One such review is of little Chad's dinosaurs (see last pic) and says:

"Hey Chad, you can't know about something because "triceratops have 3 horns."
That's not how the causitive property works, dumbass.
Also, it's "tyrannosaurus rex," not "tranysaurus rex."
It's a dinosaur, not a transgendered man who derives sexual pleasure from wearing clothing of women.
Though your two-colored, doggy-style depiction does make one take pause for thought.

F."

Go and enjoy the site for it is all good in the hood :-)





Video Schpiel: Dirty Car Artist

Wednesday 15 September 2010

Video Schpiel: Montage Of Epic Faceplants

Once again i can't remember if i've posted this - or something like this before - but here we go again regardless:

Video Schpiel: Clean Your Balls with Axe

Video Schpiel: Not The Job For Me I'm Afraid



I feel light from just watching that...

Tuesday 14 September 2010

Pictorial Schpiel: Oh Merlin...

Web Schpiel: Just Go Here!!!

Do it!!!

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/HsF_2CNV9v4&start1=3&video2=http://www.youtube.com/v/06CvUjLgK5g&start2=0

Web Schpiel: Zombies From Freaking Aweso.me

From here: http://freakingaweso.me/zombies.php

"Freaking Aweso.me is proud to present its first poster: Zombies.

Filled with 978 zombie movies, books, and video games, this insanely detailed visual ode to the undead will blow your mind (or eat your brains!)."

Awesome!!!

Video Schpiel: Best Skateboard Video EVER!!!!!!

And i know i say "best... EVER" a lot but this time you'll just have to believe me!

Wednesday 8 September 2010

Video Schpiel: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis - Sean Penn

Video Schpiel: Wait A Minute...

Who's that familiar facer popping into shot at 3:25 in this Aerosmith video???



Why if it isn't our old friend from the island!

And on that note here's a really old best of Ben just because i miss him so:

Video Schpiel: Why You Shouldn't Eat Habanero Peppers!

Yup, HABANERO Peppers. The last one tho it is long its worth it!





Web Schpiel: Famous Rappers and Their 20th-Century Literary Counterparts

From http://flavorwire.com/116312/famous-rappers-and-their-20th-century-literary-counterparts

Including how the Beat Poets represent the Wu-Tang Clan, Chuck D is John Steinbeck and The Notorious B.I.G. as Ernest Hemingway. Anywho check it out if you're bored.

Video Schpiel: Pow! Right In The Kisser



"I can't feel my face" !!!!!!!!!! Awesome!

Video Schpiel: Crack Head Chases Laser Like A Cat

Monday 6 September 2010

Pictorial Schpiel: Is Keanu Reeves Really Paul Mounet ?

Video Schpiel: Happy Meals

Just another recent example of how Maccy D's food ages so well.

I threw some Spurlock in at the end just cos i think it's relevant:



Web Schpiel: Don't Touch That

If you believe me when i say things are AMAZING then just go to here:

http://donttouchthat.ytmnd.com/

You can thank me next time you see me :-)

Pictorial Schpiel: Counter-Argument

Video Schpiel: Abraham Lincoln - Vampire Hunter



yup...

Video Schpiel: Dragnet Music Video City of Crime

Dragnet was on tv last night and at the end THIS came on!!!!



God i miss the 80's movies :-)

Wednesday 1 September 2010

Video Schpiel: Triple Backflip 60 foot Rope Swing

Video Schpiel: Full Metal Disney

Fair dues to whoever thought of doing this!



Private Pyle is AWESOME!!!!

Video Schpiel: Dancing at the Movies



Don't even pretend you didn't enjoy that just a little bit!