Friday 27 April 2012

Video Schpiel: Christopher Walkenthrough Super Mario World


"Now, see, why would you have a giant stamping foot made of rock in your house? Seems like a bad idea. Come home, drunk, two in the morning stumbling, forget, you forget that there's a giant concrete pillar ready to crush you." Also Player One is so totally where it's at!!! :-D

Pictorial Schpiel: 'The Expendables 2' Character Poster Gallery

What? No Chuck Norris pic????? Cannot WAIT for this :-D

Video Schpiel: Gorilla Versus Zoo Workers

Video Schpiel: Russian Kid Makes Double Back-Flip Seem Easy As Pie

Video Schpiel: Imperial March On Floppy Disk Drives

Video Schpiel: The Lobo Para-Military Christmas Special

With the recent news that Warner Bros. have hired Brad Peyton (groan) to direct the (Probably PG-13) version of the awesome intergalactic badass bounty hunter Lobo story I thought it was a good a time as any to post this;



 Lobo's fucking class but unfortunately it sounds like the film will sadly not be :-(
Gotta say too that I loved Lobo in DC's 52 - especially with Fishy in tow :-D

Video Schpiel: The Dictator - Official Opening Scene



 I'll probably watch this, seems very similar to Borat, but i'll probably watch it anyways.

Video Schpiel: The Oddest Opening Pitch You Will Ever See At A Baseball Game

Pictorial Schpiel: Mondo Avengers Posters

That Thor one is FUCKING CLASS!!!!!!

Video Schpiel: Marvel Legends Action Figures Present - The Avengers Trailer

Tuesday 24 April 2012

Video Schpiel: Who Needs A Wedding Ring When Jason Segel Will Do Just As Nicely

When Michael and Erica take in a "Five-Year Engagement" screening, Michael has a big plan to help his Jason Segel-loving girlfriend meet the actor -with something extra special lined up too! Taken from http://screen.yahoo.com/episode-4-michael-erica-29043258.html

Video Schpiel: Double Dutch Dog Blows Your Mind!!!

Video Schpiel: Mansome Trailer

Here be the new trailer for Morgan Spurlock's latest documentary entitled "Mansome" which also features the reunion of Jason Bateman and Will Arnett. Seeing as i've never seen anything Spurlock has created i'll state that if I do see this it'll only be because of Michael & G.O.B. Bluth!!! You can visit the film's site here if you want http://mansomethemovie.com/ And here's another clip if you want to further whet your appetite :-D http://uk.eonline.com/videos/v182308_exclusive-mansome-peek.html

Friday 20 April 2012

Pictorial Schpiel: The Bill Clinton Meme

Coming soon to an internet near you!!!

Video Schpiel: The Prom Date

Arnett + Bateman = awesome :-D

Video Schpiel: The Baytown Disco - Official Trailer

I'm aware that this movie probably will be pretty tripe but it has the Tremor Brothers feel to it that made Smokin' Aces so awesome. Here's hoping it matches the level of insanity anyways; Pity Smokin' Aces 2; Assassins Ball was DTV shite.

Tuesday 17 April 2012

Video Schpiel: Texas Cops Let Sick 7-Year-Old Play Batman For a Day

On Saturday, April 14, 2012, APD and AFD came together with "A Wish with Wings" and made a dream come true for a 7-year-old boy, Kye, who has leukemia. We granted a Batman adventure wish for Kye. The adventure began at 10 a.m. and ended with a special ceremony at City Hall where Assistant Police Chief James Hawthorne presented Kye a 'key to the City.' Kye's special day included a bank, fake money, motor officers, a bogus "bomb" and couple of cackling villains whose criminal acts were foiled by the good guys.



Awesome stuff. Just awesome :-D

Pictorial Schpiel: Graffiti-tastic

Video Schpiel: New Prometheus Viral Video



This is going to be fucking awesome!!!!

Sunday 15 April 2012

Video Schpiel: Rare Jurassic Park On-Set Footage



The recent films Spielberg's been involved in - such as The Adventures of Tintin & Super 8 - have been some of the best films I've seen of the recent years.

Nobody does Spielberg like Spielberg though.

Video Schpiel: Zombie A$$ Toilet Of The Dead NSFW

Zara showed me this & I kinda wished she hadn't!!!



What kind of target market does this appeal to?

It's madness. MADNESS I TELL YA!

Video Schpiel: Oh Bother! Where Art thou?

Here is a trailer mash-up of O Brother, Where Art Thou? starring the cast of Winnie the Pooh. Enjoy :-D

Friday 13 April 2012

Video Schpiel: The Fall and Rise of Newcastle United

Firstly i'd just like to point out that about 99% of people won't care about this post.

Secondly seeing as this is my blog and I love Newcastle United i'm just gonna go ahead and post it anyway :-D

For those that watch it enjoy - for the others just move along swiftly ;-)

Video Schpiel: Blow Out Sale

Oh McCai - where would I be without you (and not F**eB**k)

Video Schpiel: One Shot Video - Nonstop II Rudimental ft. John Newman - Feel The Love



Words. None. :-0

Thursday 12 April 2012

Video Schpiel: Pushover Plunge Meets Jaboody Dubs



Yer man's voice is a mixture of Mr Mackey from South Park and this fellow;

Video Schpiel: Caine's Arcade

Video Schpiel: Welcome To Earth



Yup. we're class and we know it!!!!

Video Schpiel: Robyn / SNL Dance Comparison

I've probably posted this before but I was watching it again the other day and it really quite impressive. Taran Killam is most certainly the future of SNL, just a pity Paul Brittain isn't :-( R.I.P. Lord Wyndemere.

Pictorial / Web Schpiel: Ron Sworschach

On McCai - where would I be without you sometimes!!!

http://ronsworschach.tumblr.com/

"Combining the words of Alan Moore's doomed objectivist vigilante Rorschach with images of Parks and Recreations' lovingly stern libertarian Ron Swanson. Or sometimes maybe the other way around. "







Video Schpiel: Sitting in Silence With Johnny Depp



I know many many people who would just "love" to sit in silence with him. Me, I've been pretty much over with his "schtick" since he played HST way back in 1998.

Video Schpiel: Irish Dancing to Michael Jackson

Thanks to Pecka for informing me of this video's existence!!!



Welcome to your newest viral video.

Video Schpiel: 75 Best Supporting Actresses Impersonations In 5 Minutes

Tuesday 3 April 2012

Video Schpiel: Rear Window Time-Lapse

Video Schpiel: Hall and Oates - I Can't Go For That - Cover by Nicki Bluhm and The Gramblers

Fuc King CLASS!!!!



That also gives me a chance to post the Daryl Hall/Chromeo collaboration that i also think is the bees knees, just skip to 3:50 for it to actually start;




Much more to be found from Nicki Bluhm and The Gramblers in their Van Sessions here; http://www.youtube.com/user/nbluhm?feature=watch including;











Actually, just go watch them all cos they're class :-D

Video Schpiel: Dean Mumm's Chokeslam

Rugby at it's awesomest - it may take you to the slow motion replay to see how amazing this is;

Video Schpiel: Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 - Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley



Round 1:08 it made me smile :-D

Videop Schpiel: Brett Domino Trio - Live In Your Living Room???

Fancy having Brett Domino & Steven Peavis playing in your very own living room? Well then viewer watch on and see how it can be done;



And here's Brett & Steve performing a song about the 'Best Children's Books of the Last 10 Years' on BBC program Blue Peter;



Better link of that here (but i couldn't get it to work :-( );
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/clips/p00p7j4w

As you can no doubt tell i enjoy the BD3 very much :-D

Video Schpiel: Community Season 2 Blooper Reels

Here be some outtakes from Season 2 of Community;