Tuesday 2 February 2010

Film Review: The Firm



The Firm: Not to be confused with the early 90's Tom cruise film . Firstly, i really enjoyed some of Nick Love's previous films - The Football Factory & The Business- but it's all startin to wear a bit thin on me now.

I mean, i know he's to get his Bugs Bunny from somewhere but does he have to have make every film about bacardi breezers getting into red and white's an gettin done on their north and south every other bottle of glue cockney linnets? Now, im not a steam tug and i enjoy a good giraffe as much as the next pot and pan - but this did me head in - and the brass tack i was watchin it on me jack jones royally fucked up me uncle ned.

Nick Love's got a lot of west ham reserves to keep making the same type of daily mail again and again and this is the one that burst the barney rubble. As long as he's gettin his cat and cages im sure he dont give a fuck and is havin a right old turkish bath at it all, but for the rest of the rob roys who like goin down to the battle cruiser fro a few tiddlywinks this comes across as a Merlyn Rees of piss.

Don't even have a butcher's hook at it. Oh yeah, and he found himself a new younger clone of Danny Dyer too. Have a butchers at the two of them:
Anywho, the film's alright in parts, seen it all before though. Very meh to be honest - great soundtrack and look though but Nick, you must do better next time me ol garden gate cos you went a bit Pete Tong with this one. 1.5 / 5

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