Happy 2010 bitches!!!! Hope you have a good one!
Oh yeah - my new years resolution is to attempt to get fitter. Time will tell...
Now roll on 2010 !!!
Thursday, 31 December 2009
Wednesday, 30 December 2009
Video Schpiel: Avatar - The Making (Of The Bootleg)
I still haven't seen Avatar, I wonder is it worth it ?
Monday, 28 December 2009
Wednesday, 23 December 2009
Monday, 21 December 2009
Video Schpiel: Silly Boys...
From E.C.W. in 1994 - Terry Funk & Mick Foley call for a chair - see what happens next!
Sunday, 20 December 2009
Web Schpiel: If you're bored...
Then check out doodlers anonymous : http://www.doodlersanonymous.com/
It's a pretty cool site alright!
Saturday, 19 December 2009
Thursday, 17 December 2009
Wednesday, 16 December 2009
Video Schpiel: New Trailers
Russell Crowe in Robin Hood:
and the newest Alice In Wonderland trailer:
They don't look too bad but then again they're not exactly catching my eye, time will tell tho...
and the newest Alice In Wonderland trailer:
They don't look too bad but then again they're not exactly catching my eye, time will tell tho...
Video Schpiel: Trailer Mash-Up
Here's the best of the best trailers from 2009 in 1 minute and 39 seconds:
That reminded me of how Fookin awesome District9 was!!!
That reminded me of how Fookin awesome District9 was!!!
Tuesday, 15 December 2009
Schpiel: My Top 5 Films Of The Decade
Right, time for end of year list.
Here's my Top 5 Favourite Films OF The Decade.
Some of these films will not be to everyone's tastes but i repeat -they are my favourite - not the best.
5. The Devil's Rejects:
A fuckin amazin follow-up to House Of 1,000 Corpses, Rob Zombie really pulls all the stops and the end scene is to die for. I can watch this over and over again and still have the same enjoyment i did the first time i watched it. Memorable characters & dialogue makes this a deserved cult-classic and in my top 5.
4. The Barbarian Invasions:
When i watched this i knew nothing about it but what a fuckin film! One of those "jesus, i'm really glad i watched that" fantastic ensemble pieces. It should be higher up but i have ones i enjoyed more - out of the 5 though this one is the one that would probably actually make it into films of the decade list. A modern fucking masterpiece.
3.Forgetting Sarah Marshall:
Like i said, MY FAVOURITE FILMS. I can watch this again and again and in my last trip to the Dam i even watched it 4 or 5 days in a row. Everything about it is perfection from Jack MacBryer stealing every scene he's in, to the superb on-form supporting cast of Paul Rudd, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Russell Brand & others all doin individual stellar work, to the climatic Dracula musical - everything about this film fits perfectly in its place. Last night i even watched all the gag reels / outtakes / extended cut with cast commentary again - i love it so sooooo much and the amount of kick-ass lines is boombastic. Definitely deserves its place on here.
2. Ivans XTC:
When i saw this in the cinema it left me breathless - literally. For the whole last 20 mins i found myself completely engrossed in this update of Tolstoy's "The Death of Ivan Ilyich"- so much so that Chunk had to tell me to shut the f*ck up cos my breathin was so fucked up. Danny Huston is immense as the lead character and even now all these years after it still is as memorable in my mind as the first time i saw it. One of those "Holy f*ck i LOVE films" films. Brilliant.
And number 1, which nobody will probably agree with but anyways here goes:
Identity:
Brilliant cast, brilliant story, brilliant ending, brilliant film!!!!
Everything i ever wanted in a film this has. I wish more films could give me the feeling of awesomeness that Identity does.
When I came out from seeing this in the cinema i was in a hazy bubble cos i realised there IS other people out there who make films the way i want them to be made. I know its no Lord Of The Rings or Clint Eastwood epic but to me THIS has to be top of my list.
I loved it, i still do love it - i want more films to be like it.
It's the film you see through the car window while waiting at a red light while "your film" sits besides you at the wheel nagging away about fart jokes or Hollywood endings or the possibility of sequels - and all the while you think " I wonder what life would've been like if i'd had just taken a chance on THAT film instead??? ". And as the light turns green you realise you'll never get that chance - except YOU WILL! It's out there!!!! You're not married to your film - it's a film for fucks sake - wise the f*ck up!
I love Identity an while people will disagree with me for having it even on the list - it is a list of MY FAVOURITE FILMS and Identity proudly sits on the number 1 spot.
So there you go - so what's yours ?
Here's my Top 5 Favourite Films OF The Decade.
Some of these films will not be to everyone's tastes but i repeat -they are my favourite - not the best.
5. The Devil's Rejects:
A fuckin amazin follow-up to House Of 1,000 Corpses, Rob Zombie really pulls all the stops and the end scene is to die for. I can watch this over and over again and still have the same enjoyment i did the first time i watched it. Memorable characters & dialogue makes this a deserved cult-classic and in my top 5.
4. The Barbarian Invasions:
When i watched this i knew nothing about it but what a fuckin film! One of those "jesus, i'm really glad i watched that" fantastic ensemble pieces. It should be higher up but i have ones i enjoyed more - out of the 5 though this one is the one that would probably actually make it into films of the decade list. A modern fucking masterpiece.
3.Forgetting Sarah Marshall:
Like i said, MY FAVOURITE FILMS. I can watch this again and again and in my last trip to the Dam i even watched it 4 or 5 days in a row. Everything about it is perfection from Jack MacBryer stealing every scene he's in, to the superb on-form supporting cast of Paul Rudd, Bill Hader, Jonah Hill, Russell Brand & others all doin individual stellar work, to the climatic Dracula musical - everything about this film fits perfectly in its place. Last night i even watched all the gag reels / outtakes / extended cut with cast commentary again - i love it so sooooo much and the amount of kick-ass lines is boombastic. Definitely deserves its place on here.
2. Ivans XTC:
When i saw this in the cinema it left me breathless - literally. For the whole last 20 mins i found myself completely engrossed in this update of Tolstoy's "The Death of Ivan Ilyich"- so much so that Chunk had to tell me to shut the f*ck up cos my breathin was so fucked up. Danny Huston is immense as the lead character and even now all these years after it still is as memorable in my mind as the first time i saw it. One of those "Holy f*ck i LOVE films" films. Brilliant.
And number 1, which nobody will probably agree with but anyways here goes:
Identity:
Brilliant cast, brilliant story, brilliant ending, brilliant film!!!!
Everything i ever wanted in a film this has. I wish more films could give me the feeling of awesomeness that Identity does.
When I came out from seeing this in the cinema i was in a hazy bubble cos i realised there IS other people out there who make films the way i want them to be made. I know its no Lord Of The Rings or Clint Eastwood epic but to me THIS has to be top of my list.
I loved it, i still do love it - i want more films to be like it.
It's the film you see through the car window while waiting at a red light while "your film" sits besides you at the wheel nagging away about fart jokes or Hollywood endings or the possibility of sequels - and all the while you think " I wonder what life would've been like if i'd had just taken a chance on THAT film instead??? ". And as the light turns green you realise you'll never get that chance - except YOU WILL! It's out there!!!! You're not married to your film - it's a film for fucks sake - wise the f*ck up!
I love Identity an while people will disagree with me for having it even on the list - it is a list of MY FAVOURITE FILMS and Identity proudly sits on the number 1 spot.
So there you go - so what's yours ?
Monday, 14 December 2009
Video Schpiel: The Return Of Zack Morris
I know it's been around a while but this popped back into my head an i thought i'd stick it on here; it's from the Jimmy Fallon show and it's the super-fantastic-epically-famous return to Tv of the enigmatic Zack Morris!!!
Here's hopin Fallon's plan to get the re-union show goes ahead cos i'd love to see what the gang think of Jesse Spano's activities since she left Bayside.
The filthy slippery writhy animal!
Here's hopin Fallon's plan to get the re-union show goes ahead cos i'd love to see what the gang think of Jesse Spano's activities since she left Bayside.
The filthy slippery writhy animal!
Musical Schpiel: Hybrid Albums
If you're a fan of kick-ass mash-ups then quality hybrid/maker Max Tannone has got some kick-ass freebies here.
Firstly is Double Check Your Head which mixes the Beastie Boys with....well, the Beastie Boys to awesome effect!!!
Here's a sample for those slightly bi-curious:
An if you feel what i'm feelin an its a musical masterpiece then you can d/wl it all free here:
http://doublecheckyourhead.com/
He also has a Jay-Z / Radiohead hybrid thats not as awesome as the Beasties / Beasties in my opinion, but to each their own! It's available here: http://www.jaydiohead.com/
Enjoy Bitches!
Firstly is Double Check Your Head which mixes the Beastie Boys with....well, the Beastie Boys to awesome effect!!!
Here's a sample for those slightly bi-curious:
An if you feel what i'm feelin an its a musical masterpiece then you can d/wl it all free here:
http://doublecheckyourhead.com/
He also has a Jay-Z / Radiohead hybrid thats not as awesome as the Beasties / Beasties in my opinion, but to each their own! It's available here: http://www.jaydiohead.com/
Enjoy Bitches!
Sunday, 13 December 2009
Video Schpiel: SO FUCKIN COOL!!!
here's a digital rendition of what it would look like if the Earth got whacked by an asteroid- i fuckin thinks it rocks the boombox! See for yourself:
Pretty pretty pretttttttttttttttty cool eh?
Pretty pretty pretttttttttttttttty cool eh?
Pictorial Schpiel: World's Worst - Celebrity Mug-Shots
Oooooohh, look at me!!! I'm sooooooooooo famous! La-di-da!!!!
yeah well get over yourself dickshit cos whatever you did that ended up getiing you here was ILLEGAL!!!!! BOOM! Justice!!!! D.A.N.C.E stylee!!!
C) Andy Dick looks like a freakin weirdo
D) I wouldn't EVER have the cohojnes to arrest Stone Cold
yeah well get over yourself dickshit cos whatever you did that ended up getiing you here was ILLEGAL!!!!! BOOM! Justice!!!! D.A.N.C.E stylee!!!
A) Doesn't Steve McQueen ROCK!
B) That really nerdy guy is indeed Bill Gates!C) Andy Dick looks like a freakin weirdo
D) I wouldn't EVER have the cohojnes to arrest Stone Cold
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