All The Boys Love Mandy Lane: Yup all of them love her except me cos she a fucking cocktease. So who gives a f*ck if shes suddendly turned into a stunner over the summer break, who gives a f*ck if shes keepin herself pure all this time if theres a motherfuckin serial killer killing all the fellas she hangs around with then im not going the f*ck near her. Jesus! American college boys and their need for the "poontang". Seriously lads, three words: Lower. Your. Standards. Wouldn't happen in Ireland i tell you.
Anyways, the movie's a piece of piss - blaaaadi bladi blaaaaaaaaa she's hot, people get killed, goes on to long, whats that? a big startling revelation, oh my gods!!!! What a surprise, especially in a "horror" film :-O That is so fresh!!!
A.T.B.L.M.L wants to be better than it is. What it is though is a piece of dragged out Shite.
Avoid it like you're the new person in prison and the squirrel master is eyeing you up. 1 / 5
