Such as:
-My best friend at school tried to convince us all that, despite the fact that it was a diabolically bad song, the Beautiful South had come to stay with him during the summer holidays and they’d asked him to help them write a new hit. He then came up with ‘Song for Whoever’ (“Jennifer, Alison, Philippa, Sue” etc) based on all the girls he’d fingered.
Oh, and he was 12.
-A girl in class told everyone (in class) that she had received a phone call over the weekend from Jordan from New Kids on the Block, who had begged her to go on a date with him. When someone asked (quite reasonably) how he even knew of the existence of a bespectacled Manchester schoolgirl, she said that he had spotted her on a plane from Benidorm and been so transfixed, he had made it his mission to track her down. Sadly the date never happened because of his ‘touring commitments.’
-My next door neighbour (when I was eight) reckoned his dad once kicked a football so high that it got stuck on top of a cloud and they had to hire a helicopter to get it back down.
-There was my friend Colm – he knew a kid who had an earthquake detector built into his watch. Which was wasted in Hertfordshire really. The same kid’s dad actually did write the Superted theme, rather amazingly. (this was verified)
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I went on this site last night & spent a hefty amount of time on it, I'd say about and hour and a half to 2 hours, who knows!!. Just sucks you in like the Smith trap and you can't get away!! Good craic though. Some of them were blinders and god knows how the person who came up with the whopper ever thought someone would believe them!
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