Friday, 29 October 2010

Video Schpiel: Mimic Octopus

Fuckin hell - if that is real then that has to be one of the greatest creatures EVER! Unicorn & Zebra - see ya later, the mimic octopus will one day rule the world!

Video Schpiel: The Cartoon Medley

Video Schpiel: Fainting Goat Kittens



i dunno, i still think the goats are so much more awesmoer!!!

Friday, 22 October 2010

Web Schpiel: Billy Bullshit

"A compendium of complete and utter bollocks from out of the mouths of idiots…"

Such as:

-My best friend at school tried to convince us all that, despite the fact that it was a diabolically bad song, the Beautiful South had come to stay with him during the summer holidays and they’d asked him to help them write a new hit. He then came up with ‘Song for Whoever’ (“Jennifer, Alison, Philippa, Sue” etc) based on all the girls he’d fingered.

Oh, and he was 12.

-A girl in class told everyone (in class) that she had received a phone call over the weekend from Jordan from New Kids on the Block, who had begged her to go on a date with him. When someone asked (quite reasonably) how he even knew of the existence of a bespectacled Manchester schoolgirl, she said that he had spotted her on a plane from Benidorm and been so transfixed, he had made it his mission to track her down. Sadly the date never happened because of his ‘touring commitments.’

-My next door neighbour (when I was eight) reckoned his dad once kicked a football so high that it got stuck on top of a cloud and they had to hire a helicopter to get it back down.

-There was my friend Colm – he knew a kid who had an earthquake detector built into his watch. Which was wasted in Hertfordshire really. The same kid’s dad actually did write the Superted theme, rather amazingly. (this was verified)

Millions more classics here: http://billybullshit.com/: so go enjoy!!!


Video Schpiel: It WILL Happen. Have No Fear About That!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Bobby's Letter Home

Video Schpiel: Parkour Dog

Pictorial Schpiel: Hello!

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

Monday, 18 October 2010

The Blogs 1st Birthday!!!

This day last year i posted my first post! Altogether "awwwwwwww" :-)
Eight hundred and eighty-eight posts later and it's one year old!
So yeah - all you motherfuckers better wish me happy motherfuckin birthday bitches!!! Na, seriously though - thanks for popping in every now and again & commentating when you could - i'd probably still do this is no-one even bothered but it's nice to know i'm not doing this alone and just for my own Wilson :-) Anyways enough of this sentimental shite, thanks once again & here's to the next 888 posts. Bitches!!!


Video Schpiel: Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand

DJs Armand Van Helden AND A-Trak make up Duck Sauce - and THIS is AWESOME!!!

Video Schpiel: Sesame Street -Colin Farrell Investigates

Video Schpiel: Holy Fuck - Red Lights

Video Schpiel: A Nice Little Homage



M.J.F stills looks awesome :-)

Video Schpiel: FCKH8 (NSFW)



Good fucking points.

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

Video Schpiel: WATCH THIS MENTALIST!!!

Props to peck for showin me this!!!

Video Schpiel: Awesome Water Related Video



Dunno if anybody died - but i wouldn't be shocked if i found out they did!

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

Web Schpiel: International Suit Up Day!!!

From their page itself here; http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=129322155887 :

"International Suit Up Day is tomorrow (OCTOBER 13th)! Guys whatever you do in your suits tomorrow, please take pictures and share them here.. if you attend an event please write on the wall where you are and how many people showed up... it´s gonna be Legen.... Btw if anyone is doing the nakedman lets us know how it works out :-)"


Video Schpiel: The Best Compilation EVER!!

Mainly fat people & idiots!!!





Pictorial Schpiel: Watch Out For The M.J. Scarecrows!!!

Video Schpiel: Alternate Timeline Of The Day

Lifted completely from http://thedailywh.at/ just for its sheer awesomeness!!!!




"Alternate Timeline of the Day: You may already know that Eric Stoltz was originally tapped for the role of Marty McFly in Back to the Future, but what you may not know is that director Robert Zemeckis had shot five full weeks of Stoltz as McFly before making the decision to recast.

Never before seen footage of Stolz playing McFly appears in the Back to the Future 25th Anniversary DVD / Blu-Ray box set, and a sneak peek has just been released.

The trilogy box set will hit stores October 26."

I did not know ANY of that!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, 10 October 2010

Pictorial Schpiel: How To Assemble A Basic Action Movie

Video Schpiel: Tower Demolition & Reconstruction Over 3 Year Period

Lifted from The Daily What - http://thedailywh.at/ - here is a documented demolition of the EDF’s old Seine-adjacent headquarters and the construction of the Sequana tower in its place over the course of three years — 45,000 photographs in all — and condensed the entire project into a three-and-a-half-minute video. And it is truly awesome!

Pictorial Schpiel: Cliff Clavin's Buffalo Theory

Video Schpiel: The Wire - With Added Laugh Track



And now it's a completely different show altogether!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Goths...

...they can be fat too.

Friday, 8 October 2010

Video Schpiel: Even More Mash-ups!!!



Though if you want the best "Thunderstruck" remix - in my opinion anyways - then I recommend Loo & Placido's "Bastards At Work"

If you enjoyed that then it can be downloaded free from their website which is linked below & if you like what you hear you can pretty much d/wl everything else from theri back catelogue as well. Enjoy bitches : http://www.looandplacido.com/pages/downloads.php?lang=en

Web Schpiel: Street Fighter 2

If you like Street Fighter 2 like i know you do then just go here: http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/vg/streetfighter2-soundboard.htm and have yourself a good time! On another note Vega was always my favourite character - dunno why, prob something to do with how awesome i am in real life too!!! SHORYUKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Wednesday, 6 October 2010

Video Schpiel: Super Mario Brothers Frustration

So awesome!!! Even tho it is super long.



I know how he's feelin - as do many i'm guessin :-)

Video Schpiel: Asian Marriage Proposal



Like, before he's even proper asked those technophiles are all "MARRY HER MARRY HER!!!" - jesus lads, give them more than fuckin 12 seconds eh? Still, it is impressive how they managed to do it.

Video Schpiel: Bruce Lee Ping-Pong With Nunchucks

Video Schpiel: Spirit of Truth As According To Reverend X)



"Repeat it after me BITCH!"

Pictorial Schpiel: Fact Of The Day

Here's a too good / too bad interpretation of it. Go with whatever suits you:



Video Schpiel: Japanese Popstars - Let Go

Here's David Wilson’s hand-drawn music video for “Let Go” by Derry-based electronic trio The Japanese Popstars so go check it out.



Just bigging up the north-west contingent on this post!!!

Video Schpiel: Homeless Man Under Pressure

Saturday, 2 October 2010

PictorialSchpiel: Fellas - This Post Is For The Attention Of Your Ladies

Video Schpiel: Scrumdiddlyumptious

Re-posting this for no other reason than the fact i've been playing it all day and it's fucking fantastic!!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Sometimes What The Future Has In Store For You Sure Does Suck

His friend in the pool face is priceless!!!


Video Schpiel: How To Catch A Fish. With Your Penis.



"That's a HUGE worm guys. .... I mean in the worm world..."

Pictorial Schpiel: Is This The Worst Ad Ever?

Who in the world would EVER go to him after that?

"Birth Certificate Available Upon Request" - What the FUCK like....???

Video Schpiel: The Unwatchables

Watched the new SNL - this is about the best of it: Tracy Chapman made me laugh:



I'm quite aware this'll be taken down at some stage but fuck it...