Sunday 22 July 2012

Film Review: Rec 3 - Genesis


Fucking shite.

Maybe I am comparing it too harshly to the first two which I thought were deadly - but this was just one star above the Resident Evil films.

It does kind of tie in with the other two (when it wants to) but no real explanatory answers are forthcoming - it is like they re-invented the rules for the zombie thing, threw in a bit of religious shite and now are side-stepping the whole history of that back story in a tardy money making exercise. 

Realistically the producers could make a million Rec films from here on in the same vain as this one. I was super excited when I saw it had leaked but honestly, I do not think I felt even a tad bit apprehensive / nervous / or worried throughout - which is a far change from the previous two entries in the series. In fact, truth be told, I do not think I even jumped anywhere near the level that Woody Harrleson reached in 1992 and we all know how terrible he was at that particular physical activity.

Obviously Rec 3 is a whole new ballroom for the dancing to take place in and it is not set in the same apartment block we dealt with in the previous installments. For the first twenty minutes or so the use of the wedding videographer is a great hark back to Pablo from the first Rec, it works well and you are thinking "Ah, so that is how they are covering it this time" but alas that soon grows weary, and Rec 3 Genesis does get weary. Especially the bride who is wearing the same old shabby dress throughout. One wonders why the director did not realise that when she's weary that maybe if he tried a little tenderness we might feel more empathy towards her character but alas he keeps us waiting and anticipating feelings of compassion and in the end up it is hard to get behind a character if you just want them to fucking die regardless.

The protagonists are, and I am assuming this, supposed to be likeable - but just because it is set on the day of their wedding does not mean that you do not have to give us suitable reason for cheering them on in their struggle versus the unknown. I honestly did not give a flying f*ck about them. In previous Rec's I did not give a flying f*ck but at least the film's themselves were decent. In Rec 3 all I cared about was that the running time was thankfully only 80 minutes.

Overall I thought Rec 3 Genesis was a major disappointment and it left me wondering why the producers/creators decided to go in this manner instead of just giving us a closer to the trilogy in the first place? Monetary matters is my only reasoning of this problematic misstep. Maybe I am setting the bar too high by unfairly comparing it to Rec and Rec 2 but for me anyway I thought Rec 3 was more of a middle of the road brain candy Milla Jovovich / Paul W.S. Anderson film than a superb Spanish horror. 

A disappointingly average addition to an otherwise previously excellent series. 1.5 / 5

Pictorial Schpiel: Did I Turn My Boyfriend Into A Vampire?


Pictorial Schpiel: Train Etiquette

This picture is RIDICULOUSLY small so just right click and / or open it a new tab to see it in all it's splendid random and crazy glory!!!


Pictorial Schpiel: BigAss Festival 2012


Pictorial Schpiel: Super Mario World's Version Of Game Of Thrones


Pictorial Schpiel: The Nintendo DaVinci Code


Video Schpiel: Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee







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Thursday 19 July 2012

Video Schpiel: Wesley Snipes In The Greatest Legal Deposition Ever

During a 2008 deposition Wesley Snipes was asked to explain how talent agencies work in terms of rights over actors and the commissions they are entitled to. The prosecutor's question was quite complex and Mr. Snipes answered in the best way possible. Check it out.

 

Video Schpiel: The Dark Knight Rises Ultimate Trilogy Trailer

Wednesday 18 July 2012

Video Schpiel: Sonofabitch Supercut Vol 2

Video Schpiel: Marvel's Item 47 Teaser

More to follow of this 12 minute short in the forthcoming DVD/BluRay release of The Avengers




Lizzy Caplan is fucking AWESOME too :-D

#Dibs :-L

Video Schpiel: The Many Laughs Of Richard Dreyfuss



He sure does like to laugh doesn't he!!!

Video Schpiel: Meet Jaxon Smith The 6 Year Old Drummer

Wee talented bastard!!!!

Monday 16 July 2012

Video Schpiel: Epic Rap Battles of History - Live

When they're good they're very very good - when they're bad they're horrid!

Video Schpiel: Tom Jane Punisher Fan Film

Me and The Punisher are a-ok :-D



Thursday 5 July 2012

Web Schpiel: Rate My Mullet

Many many more to be found here: http://www.ratemymullet.com/?page=home














Pictorial Schpiel: Grenade O'Clock

Just right click and open in new tab to see it properly.


Video Schpiel: Spider-Man The Original Trilogy

Anyone interested in seeing the new one? I'm sure as hell not. That and Superman do not excite me one iota.

Video Schpiel: Supercut - Are You Crazy?

Video Schpiel: Kids Swede Movies









Video Schpiel: Some Magic Tricks For Y'all

I have no real intention of watching this show but regardless, these two made me smile :-D



Sunday 1 July 2012

Video Schpiel: Parks And Recreation Gag Reels





Video Schpiel: How I Met Your Mother Season 1-5 Bloopers

Today's posts are using the number 2 and the letter 'B' for 'Blooper' :-D



Video Schpiel: Friends Improvisation Bloopers

Remember when this used to be good? Re-watching them it seems like that was a looong time ago.


Anywho, the Blooper Reel is pretty amusing - but then again what Blooper Reel isn't ? Regardless - Enjoy Bitches :-D