Thursday 22 September 2011

Video Schpiel: Dexter Credits - The Saul Bass Way!!!

This was done by a fella called Ty Mattson and it's really rather good!



And if that means nothing to you then check out the other ACTUAL Saul Bass intro's and prepared to be wowzered :-D





Pictorial Schpiel: Soon...

Video Schpiel: Breaking My Back Just To Know Your Name



That had to have hurt!!!

Saturday 17 September 2011

Video Schpiel: A Video Of Famous People Doing TERRIBLE UNFUNNY Star Wars Impressions



Anything and i mean ANYTHING that Lucas touches instantly turns to shit. How else can you rationalise Aziz Ansari, Zach Galifianakis, Bill Hader, Ed Helms, Ken Jeong, Jaime King, Seth Rogen, Andy Samberg and Emma Stone being so goddamn unfunny???

Web Schpiel: Shorter And Less Amusing Real-life Version Of Weekend at Bernie's

Denver prosecutors have charged two men with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation after a shorter, boozier, less amusing real-life version of the film Weekend at Bernie's.

Court papers say Robert Jeffrey Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, loaded Jeffrey Jarrett's body into a car and drove him to various stops around Denver for a night, including a bar and a restaurant, while they used his ATM card to pay for everything.

Young arrived around 11 p.m. at Jarrett's home and found him unresponsive but rather than calling 911, he went to the restaurant where Rubinson works. The pair then returned to Jarrett's home, loaded him into Rubinson's Lincoln Navigator and took him to Teddy T's bar and grill.

Next stop was a meal at Viva Burrito, and then they somehow withdrew $400 at Shotgun Willie's, remaining at the Glendale strip club until closing time.

Young stated to Denver Det. Ranjan Ford that "it was obvious Jarrett was dead while at Teddy T's".

They next stopped at Sam's No. 3 before dropping off Jarrett's body back at his home finally sometime around 4 a.m. the authorities say the pair flagged down a Glendale police officer and told him that Jarrett might be dead back at his house.

It was much more funny in the film to be honest. Read all about it here: From http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18905119: if you want.

Also i once went through a phase of watching Weekend At Bernie's every day for about 3 weeks.

It's a good show.

A DAMN good show even!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Happiness Is Less Than A Second Away!!!

Video Schpiel: In The Cut - The Dark Knight by Christopher Nolan

I always enjoyed Christopher Nolan's The Dark Night while being fully aware it was a good comic book film, what i never took the time to comprehend is that while it is good COMIC book / graphic novel film - it isn't actually a good film at all.

Watching Jim Emerson's critique of it completely blew open my opinion of it - even the simplest things are done woefully. Why not check out part 1 of 3 here and check back to http://blogs.indiewire.com/pressplay/archives/IN_THE_CUT_The_Dark_Knight_by_Christopher_Nolan/# for parts 2 & 3. Either way i hope you enjoy it as much as i did.

Saturday 10 September 2011

Web Schpiel: Funny Engrish

I've been posting a few clips from http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/ recently and i thought, what the hell, might as well just link the beyatch up for all too see! There's some cracking posts including the ones below. Anywho, if you're bored off you go and give it a visit!!!










Video Schpiel: Michel & Sven - The Tablecloth Trick



Bet you weren't expecting that :-D

Pictorial Schpiel: Speed Demons

Video Schpiel: Big Cats vs Laser Pointers!



God i love laser pointers - especially as my cat has only really got into it herself!!!

Video Schpiel: Awesome Paintball / Black Ops Video



If only all paintball was like this!!! Also I miss playing Laser Tag :-(

Pictorial Schpiel: "My Dick" : The Film

Video Schpiel: Mass of Daddy Long Legs in a Tree



Bleurgh!!!

Wednesday 7 September 2011

Sunday 4 September 2011

Video Schpiel: Hearing People Scream in Space - The Supercut


Video Schpiel: Marilyn Manson and Shia LaBeouf - Born Villain (18+ NSFW)

Born Villain is a short film directed by actor Shia LaBeouf in collaboration with Marilyn Manson. It was released on August 28, 2011, during its inaugural screening, at the L.A. Silent Theater. Produced as an accompaniment to Marilyn Manson's eighth studio album, the film was intended as the record's promotional "trailer".

Just be wary that this isn't all coco-pops & cake. Consider yourself warned:



Indeed.

Pictorial Schpiel: Dress For The Job You Want...


Video Schpiel: Ever Wanted To Shoot Your Boss With An AK-47 ???



If that had gone wrong he'd definitely be FIRED in the morning! Eh? Eh???

Pictorial Schpiel: The Cruelty Of Life & Our Existence

More of the awesome Terry Border's work can be found here: http://bentobjects.blogspot.com/ for those that care. Anywho, enjoy :-D















Friday 2 September 2011