So here's the proper ad (whatever the hell it's for)
And here's the realistic Irish version of it :-D Enjoy!
Wednesday, 29 February 2012
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
Video Schpiel: Snubbed At The Oscars. 2012 Edition
Attack The Block, Super 8 & Drive really should have got more recognition. I fuckin LOVED Super 8 - deserves much more appreciation in my humble opinion.
Video Schpiel: The Cinnamon Challenge
The Cinnamon Challenge is a popular dare game that involves attempting to swallow a tablespoon of cinnamon without vomiting or inhaling the powder. Since the early 2000s, the game has become well known for its extreme difficulty and thousands of videos with people attempting the challenge have been uploaded onto YouTube. Here are three of these videos. Enjoy them like I know you will :-D
Video Schpiel: Seth Rogen's 2012 Spirit Awards Monologue
Some good jokes, some not so good. Overall his ineptitude wins out;
Monday, 27 February 2012
Video Schpiel: Sacha Baron Cohen (As The Dictator) Gets Interviewed By Ryan Seacrest
Yeah, i'm sure everybody will know about this already but i'm posting it anyways. Bit of a over-reaction by the security don't you think? And Seacrest's reaction - toys, pram perhaps??? regardless I bet E! are loving the attention.
EDIT: It plays automatically and I don't like that sort of thing so here's the link to it: http://www.eonline.com/videos/2012-oscars-sacha-baron-cohen/179262 : and you can just click on it if you want :-D
EDIT: It plays automatically and I don't like that sort of thing so here's the link to it: http://www.eonline.com/videos/2012-oscars-sacha-baron-cohen/179262 : and you can just click on it if you want :-D
Wednesday, 22 February 2012
Video Schpiel: Tim Burton's Frankenweenie
Soon to be remade with stop-motion much like The Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas & Coraline, here is the original 1984 film of the same name.
"When young Victor's pet dog Sparky (who stars in Victor's home-made monster movies) is hit by a car, Victor decides to bring him back to life the only way he knows how. But when the bolt-necked "monster" wreaks havoc and terror in the hearts of Victor's neighbors, he has to convince them (and his parents) that despite his appearance, Sparky's still the good loyal friend he's always been"
And the newly released poster for the 2012 version;
"When young Victor's pet dog Sparky (who stars in Victor's home-made monster movies) is hit by a car, Victor decides to bring him back to life the only way he knows how. But when the bolt-necked "monster" wreaks havoc and terror in the hearts of Victor's neighbors, he has to convince them (and his parents) that despite his appearance, Sparky's still the good loyal friend he's always been"
And the newly released poster for the 2012 version;
Tuesday, 21 February 2012
Video Schpiel: You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties
For no other reason than I quite like this song. Sometimes that's just good enough I suppose :-D
Monday, 20 February 2012
Video Schpiel: Nyle "Let The Beat Build"
This video was filmed in one take!!! And the audio was recorded simultaneously with the film. It is well worth the gander;
Video Schpiel: A Few More Epic Rap Battles Of History
So I checked out the Season 2 Youtube page and turns out there's more than one on there so here we go;
Mario Bros vs Wright Bros:
Master Chief vs Leonidas;
Epic Rap Battles of History Live;
Mario Bros vs Wright Bros:
Master Chief vs Leonidas;
Epic Rap Battles of History Live;
Saturday, 18 February 2012
Video Schpiel: Gaylord The Dog TV Commercial
This is most certainly a throwback to more innocent times!
Video Schpiel: Hornet Cooked Alive By Bees
Bad bastards!!! Also - how cool is that National geographic intro music :-D
Thursday, 16 February 2012
Video Schpiel: Supercut: James Lipton Sarcasm Supercut
Here's a collection of random James Lipton questions taken out of context - which makes him seem like one hell of a sarcastic interviewer:
Sunday, 12 February 2012
Video Schpiel: Space Stallions
I have no idea what this is but the FoxScot seems to enjoy it :-D
And if this is/was real I totally would have watched it. No Bravestarr tho...
And if this is/was real I totally would have watched it. No Bravestarr tho...
Video Schpiel: Will Ferrell Bulls vs Hornets Intro
Regardless of people slagging him I still enjoy his angry grown-up routine :-D
Web Schpiel: The Scale Of The Universe
Just click on it & prepare to be amazed!!!
http://static.flabber.net/files/scale-of-the-universe-2.swf
http://static.flabber.net/files/scale-of-the-universe-2.swf
Thursday, 9 February 2012
Wednesday, 8 February 2012
Pictorial Schpiel: Which Premier League Football Team Should You Support?
I got Swansea - which sure as hell isn't as bad as it could've been!!!
Pictorial Schpiel: Famous Movie Villains Who Were Right All Along
From http://www.cracked.com/article_18417_9-famous-movie-villains-who-were-right-all-along.html. And there's many more there too. Anywho....
Edward Rooney (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
The "villain":
Mr. Rooney was the mean old Dean of Students who spent the entire movie trying to prove that Ferris was skipping school while pretending to be sick. What a mistrustful tight-ass. Why the hell does he care so much if one student takes a day off?
Hold on a minute there:
Let's get the obvious out of the way: this is his goddamned job. He is the Dean of Students, not the Dean of Not Giving A Damn. People are always all up the public schools system's digestive tract for not taking a more active interest in their students and that's exactly what Mr. Rooney was doing. It doesn't matter if, on a personal level, he's a dick or not -- he is literally paid with your tax money to make sure kids aren't doing exactly what Ferris did. The kid can go to a museum and drive a sports car on the weekend. During the week, he and the other kids are Rooney's responsibility so they can, you know, get an education.
And you know what? He was right all along. Ferris was skipping school. Worse yet, he lied to his parents and friends about being sick and pretty much got the whole town involved in the farce. He lied, he stole, and he caused millions in property damage by destroying Cameron's dad's beautiful car. That's not adorable, that's just being an egocentric cock. It wouldn't have been a satisfying movie ending to see Rooney expose Bueller for his douchebaggery, but it would have been by far the more just outcome. What happens instead is that Rooney loses his wallet and almost has his nipples ripped off by a Rottweiler.
And we're asked to sit back and say, "serves him right for caring about the future of our country!"
So there yo go, Ed Rooney, villain of Ferris Bueller's Day Off WAS RIGHT!!!!
Go click on the link if you want to read about 8 more villains who actually were right!
Edward Rooney (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
The "villain":
Mr. Rooney was the mean old Dean of Students who spent the entire movie trying to prove that Ferris was skipping school while pretending to be sick. What a mistrustful tight-ass. Why the hell does he care so much if one student takes a day off?
Hold on a minute there:
Let's get the obvious out of the way: this is his goddamned job. He is the Dean of Students, not the Dean of Not Giving A Damn. People are always all up the public schools system's digestive tract for not taking a more active interest in their students and that's exactly what Mr. Rooney was doing. It doesn't matter if, on a personal level, he's a dick or not -- he is literally paid with your tax money to make sure kids aren't doing exactly what Ferris did. The kid can go to a museum and drive a sports car on the weekend. During the week, he and the other kids are Rooney's responsibility so they can, you know, get an education.
And you know what? He was right all along. Ferris was skipping school. Worse yet, he lied to his parents and friends about being sick and pretty much got the whole town involved in the farce. He lied, he stole, and he caused millions in property damage by destroying Cameron's dad's beautiful car. That's not adorable, that's just being an egocentric cock. It wouldn't have been a satisfying movie ending to see Rooney expose Bueller for his douchebaggery, but it would have been by far the more just outcome. What happens instead is that Rooney loses his wallet and almost has his nipples ripped off by a Rottweiler.
And we're asked to sit back and say, "serves him right for caring about the future of our country!"
So there yo go, Ed Rooney, villain of Ferris Bueller's Day Off WAS RIGHT!!!!
Go click on the link if you want to read about 8 more villains who actually were right!
Video Schpiel: The Death And Return Of Superman
A somewhat-mostly-accurate educational parody film by Max Landis, son of John Landis:
Pictorial Schpiel: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes
Thanks to AilÃse for bringing this to my attention!!!
Monday, 6 February 2012
Web Schpiel: Read The Reviews. That Is All.
From the same internet that brought you the three wolves shirt comes The Mountain Unicorn Castle Purple T-shirt!!!!; http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Unicorn-Castle-Purple-T-shirt/dp/B0037TPED4/ref=pd_sbs_a_1
Video Schpiel: Marvel Motion Comic - Astonishing X-Men
I didn't even know these things existed. I can see how my day's gonna pan out now...
Pictorial Schpiel: Drive VHS Cover
The artist of this, James White, has also created his own version of Blu-ray cover art that can be downloaded free via his blog SignalNoise right here: http://blog.signalnoise.com/2012/01/31/downloadable-drive-blu-ray-cover/
Thursday, 2 February 2012
Pictorial Schpiel: Alex Tuis's Super-Heroes
From the awesome mind of Alex Tuis comes his dream cast for a superhero film. There's more to be found here too if you're interested in seeing more of his work http://a.tuis.free.fr/SuperHero.html
Wednesday, 1 February 2012
Pictorial Schpiel: Spot The Mistake
Feel free to post your answer below. First smartarse to get it correct wins my adulation. For all of one minute. Which is better than not at all :-D
Video Schpiel: Nicolas Cage Recites LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It’
And the original version;
I prefer Cage's version. Obviously!!!
Video Schpiel: The Breaking Bad RPG
WARNING: Spoilers be ahead for all FOUR seasons so tread carefully bitches;
Oh, and if it doesn't seem to be working just press play anyways and it should.
Oh, and if it doesn't seem to be working just press play anyways and it should.
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