Thursday, 30 June 2011

Video Schpiel: I Like Buttery Biscuit Base



Amazing!!!

Video Schpiel: Friends With Benefits / No Strings Attached Mash-Up Video



Nope. Not gonna watch either. Ever.

#Unless the missus makes me that is. I still haven't forgotten you Sex & the City#

Video Schpiel: Dan Aykroyd's Crystal Head Vodka

This is no doubt the weirdest ad you'll see today:



I'd still drink it mind.

Friday, 24 June 2011

Video Schpiel: Epic Rap Battles of History 10 - Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin



I like 'em better when i know who they are, still, can't help but LOVE that eeeeeeeeeeepppppiiiccccccrapbattlesofhisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstorrrry!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Police Warning Sign

Video Schpiel: A Typical Jerry Bruckheimer Pitch Meeting


And that's how they made G-Force!!!

Video Schpiel: Lens Flare - The Movie



To be honest he does use it a lot!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Poor Dianne

Right click and open in new tab if the image is too big:

Video Schpiel: Tom Hanks Acts Uncomfortably On Univision Show Despierta America



Some people will do anything to be on tv! I still like him even though i have no intention of seeing Larry Crowne. Ever.

Video Schpiel: Celebrity Karaoke

Now bear in mind some of these aren't good at all!!!!

The RZA & Elijah Wood: I Got A Feeling



Emily Blunt and Alison Brie: Total Eclipse Of The Heart



Jack Black: War Pigs



Jude Law: Johnny B. Goode


Jason Segel and John Krasinski: With A Little Hep From My Friends



Rupert Grint: Fight For Your Right



A 12-Year-Old Angelina Jolie (the middle one): Stand By Me



Gerard Butler: You Shook Me All Night Long



J.G.L.: Bad Romance, La Bamba & Here Comes Your Man





Tuesday, 21 June 2011

Video Schpiel: The Honey Badger - A Follow Up

Jesus, this angry fuck really doesn't give a shit!!!






















Pictorial Schpiel: The Most Epic Photoshop In History

Right click and open in new tab if it's too big. Mental stuff!

Video Schpiel: Fun Vigilantes Set Up Illegal Swings Throughout L.A.



How awesome is that! Props one more time to Pecka!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Being Drunk Is AWESOME!

Video Schpiel: Samuel L. Jackson Pulp Fiction Hockey Coach



Peck gets credit again!!!

Video Schpiel: How Ships Are Launched



Jesus!!! That is mental!!!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Weather Forecasting Stone

Video Schpiel: The Inception Reception

The Set Up: After the bridal party is introduced at the reception it's time for the bride and groom to make their appearance.
But when the MC calls out the new Mr. & Mrs. Laroza, they are nowhere to be found.
So to buy some time, the Same Day Edit video of the earlier events would be played for the wedding guests.

The Reward: A surprise twist and a grand entrance that no one was expecting.



How rich are THEY???

VIDEO: John Goodman and Steve Buscemi Stage Unofficial Big Lebowski Reunion for DirecTV

Here's them as you know them:



And here's them now:

Video Schpiel: Magic Ring Juggling




Thanks to Peck again!

Video Schpiel: Chihuahua's Dancing with the Stars Audition Tape

Props to Pecka for bringing this to my attention:

Friday, 17 June 2011

Web Schpiel: Some Random IASIP News

"Rob McElhenney gained fifty pounds to play Mac this season. Why? For the sheer comedy of playing his character as a fat guy. “It’s been disgusting to watch him go through with this adventure,” said Charlie Day. “We were a little on the fence about it for his own personal health and safety,” he added, “but it has definitely made Mac a lot funnier.” He definitely looks stockier in the photo below.

Anyways if you wanna read more about the upcoming Season 7 including a few details of what they'll be up to (Jersey Shore episode ?) check out the Screen Junkies article here: http://www.screenjunkies.com/tv/tv-news/its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-season-7-preview/ .

Also check out some of the excellent & random videos below too - especially the last one!!!







Video Schpiel: Vancouver Riots with Fights and Arrest and Fires

Soon after the Vancouver Canucks lost game seven of the Stanley Cup hockey series to the Boston Bruins (4-0), rioting broke out and in one of the worst episodes of rioting Canada has seen in decades, hockey fans angry over losing the Stanley Cup clashed with police officers, set vehicles ablaze, smashed windows and looted and burned stores throughout the downtown area here on Wednesday night.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/16/sports/vancouver-fans-take-to-the-streets-after-loss.html?_r=1&hp

All this cos of a fucking Hockey game!!! Anyway digest some of this:















Video Schpiel: Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi

Just watched Jackass 3.5 and this song was at the start of it.

Just putting it up here cos i think it's quality: And it is!!!

Video Schpiel: Conan O'Brien's 2011 Dartmouth College Commencement Address

This is seriously well worth the watch - it's a long one but good one!!!

Video Schpiel: David Letterman Calls Jim Carrey A Liar

Seriously, this is well worth the watch!!!

Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Video Schpiel: Pulp Fiction Supercut - 429 Curses in 4 Minutes



And just like that i'm numbed to cuss words!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: I Didn't Notice It Either

Video Schpiel: Samuel L. Jackson Reads "Go The Fuck To Sleep"



You can download Samuel L. Jackson's audiobook version of Go The Fuck To Sleep AND see the big man reciting it himself here: http://www.avclub.com/articles/download-samuel-l-jacksons-audiobook-version-of-go,57503/. I got two words for you kid - fucking sleep!!!!

Video Schpiel: Ferris Bueller’s Last Day Off



Seriously contemplating dressing up as Cameron Frye for Halloween this year

Monday, 13 June 2011

Video Schpiel: Neil Patrick Harris OWNING The Stage at the 2011 Tony Awards!!!

His Closing Rap:



Can't help but LOVE that N.P.H.!!!

Also here's his opening bit:



And Hugh Jackman & Neil Patrick Harris as Dueling Hosts:

Pictorial Schpiel: Captain America Art-Work

Even though i have no real interest in it, here's a Captain America poster that won't be seen in movie theatres. The art was created by Paolo Rivera and more of his work can be seen here: http://www.paolorivera.com/pages/marvel/covers/captain_america.html. Also Thor so kicks Cap's ass all the way back to Asgard!!!

Video Schpiel: Poopin 2.0



Interesting take on the matter i think you'll agree and no, i haven't tried it out!!!

Video Schpiel: Guess Who Isn't Getting A Date



Hate to say it but smells of fakery to me...

Saturday, 11 June 2011

Web Schpiel: Cocaine & The Dead Bear

So old but worth it cos i can finally use that picture!

"BLUE RIDGE, Ga., Dec. 22 (UPI)-— A 175-pound black bear apparently died of an overdose of cocaine after discovering a batch of the drug, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation said today. The cocaine was apparently dropped from a plane piloted by Andrew Thornton, a convicted drug smuggler who died Sept. 11 in Knoxville, Tenn., because he was carrying too heavy a load while parachuting. The bureau said the bear was found Friday in northern Georgia among 40 opened plastic containers with traces of cocaine."

http://www.nytimes.com/1985/12/23/us/cocaine-and-a-dead-bear.html

Video Schpiel: Batman Gets Into A Fight In Vegas



Sad to say he's finally lost his touch. Wonder will yer man be in Christopher Nolan's next film now then?

Video Schpiel: 500 Impressions In 2 Minutes!!!

Seriously, this guy is AMAZING!!!!!

Wednesday, 8 June 2011

Tuesday, 7 June 2011

Monday, 6 June 2011

Pictorial Schpiel: Jerry's A Bitch!!!

Video Schpeil: Dillon Mini-Gun DESTROYS Tree!!!



"Gonna have me some fun. Gonna have me some fun. Gonna have me some fun"

Video Schpeil: Apple Store Prank Call



"I would do it for you Billy!!!" = AWESOME!!!!!

Video Schpiel: In YOUR Face Motor-Cyclist!!!



Video Schpiel: Lionel Messi - All Of His 53 Goals in 2010-11



The one thing that really stands out is the quality of passing from Xavi, Iniesta, Pedro et al. 47 goals in 2009/2010, 53 in 2011/2012, who knows what 2011/2012 will bring???