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Video Schpiel: Space Stallions

2012-02-12T20:40:00.002Z

I have no idea what this is but the FoxScot seems to enjoy it :-D

And if this is/was real I totally would have watched it. No Bravestarr tho...

Video Schpiel: Dog Pees On Electric Fence

2012-02-12T20:35:00.002Z

It is exactly what you'd expect it to be!!!

Video Schpiel: Will Ferrell Bulls vs Hornets Intro

2012-02-12T20:28:00.001Z

Regardless of people slagging him I still enjoy his angry grown-up routine :-D

Video Schpiel: The Dubliners - Octopus Jig

2012-02-12T20:24:00.001Z

This has the Foxworth GUARANTEE to make you smile!!!

Web Schpiel: The Scale Of The Universe

2012-02-12T20:22:00.001Z

Just click on it & prepare to be amazed!!!

http://static.flabber.net/files/scale-of-the-universe-2.swf

Video Schpiel: The World's Worst Free-Kick ???

2012-02-09T21:18:00.002Z

Video Schpiel: Baby Is AWESOME At Table Tennis!!!!

2012-02-09T21:18:00.001Z

Video Schpiel: Every Wes Anderson Slow-Motion Shot, Set to Ja Rule

2012-02-09T20:18:00.000Z

JA MOTHERFUCKIN RULE BEYATCH!!!!!

Video Schpiel: Jean Dujardin Cast As Every Villain

2012-02-09T20:15:00.001Z

Pictorial Schpiel: Which Premier League Football Team Should You Support?

2012-02-08T16:57:00.002Z

I got Swansea - which sure as hell isn't as bad as it could've been!!!

Video Schpiel: Guy Proposes To His Girlfriend With Internet Memes

2012-02-08T14:25:00.000Z

Charming bastard that he is!!!!!

Video Schpiel: Them Old Spice Ad's Are Becoming Unmissable

2012-02-08T14:16:00.001Z

Terry Fuckin Crews!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Famous Movie Villains Who Were Right All Along

2012-02-08T14:05:00.003Z

From http://www.cracked.com/article_18417_9-famous-movie-villains-who-were-right-all-along.html. And there's many more there too. Anywho....

Edward Rooney (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

The "villain":
Mr. Rooney was the mean old Dean of Students who spent the entire movie trying to prove that Ferris was skipping school while pretending to be sick. What a mistrustful tight-ass. Why the hell does he care so much if one student takes a day off?

Hold on a minute there:
Let's get the obvious out of the way: this is his goddamned job. He is the Dean of Students, not the Dean of Not Giving A Damn. People are always all up the public schools system's digestive tract for not taking a more active interest in their students and that's exactly what Mr. Rooney was doing. It doesn't matter if, on a personal level, he's a dick or not -- he is literally paid with your tax money to make sure kids aren't doing exactly what Ferris did. The kid can go to a museum and drive a sports car on the weekend. During the week, he and the other kids are Rooney's responsibility so they can, you know, get an education.

And you know what? He was right all along. Ferris was skipping school. Worse yet, he lied to his parents and friends about being sick and pretty much got the whole town involved in the farce. He lied, he stole, and he caused millions in property damage by destroying Cameron's dad's beautiful car. That's not adorable, that's just being an egocentric cock. It wouldn't have been a satisfying movie ending to see Rooney expose Bueller for his douchebaggery, but it would have been by far the more just outcome. What happens instead is that Rooney loses his wallet and almost has his nipples ripped off by a Rottweiler.

And we're asked to sit back and say, "serves him right for caring about the future of our country!"

So there yo go, Ed Rooney, villain of Ferris Bueller's Day Off WAS RIGHT!!!!

Go click on the link if you want to read about 8 more villains who actually were right!

Video Schpiel: The Death And Return Of Superman

2012-02-08T14:03:00.000Z

A somewhat-mostly-accurate educational parody film by Max Landis, son of John Landis:

Pictorial Schpiel: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

2012-02-08T14:01:00.002Z

Thanks to Ailíse for bringing this to my attention!!!

Video Schpiel: Apple Scotland I-Phone Commercial

2012-02-06T14:37:00.000Z

Web Schpiel: Read The Reviews. That Is All.

2012-02-06T14:35:00.001Z

From the same internet that brought you the three wolves shirt comes The Mountain Unicorn Castle Purple T-shirt!!!!; http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Unicorn-Castle-Purple-T-shirt/dp/B0037TPED4/ref=pd_sbs_a_1

Video Schpiel: The Dog Strikes Back

2012-02-06T14:30:00.000Z

Pictorial Schpiel: The “What’s Happening To My Body?” Book For Mutants

2012-02-06T14:26:00.003Z

From: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6618100/the-x-men-guide-to-puberty

Video Schpiel: Marvel Motion Comic - Astonishing X-Men

2012-02-06T14:23:00.003Z

I didn't even know these things existed. I can see how my day's gonna pan out now...

Pictorial Schpiel: Drive VHS Cover

2012-02-06T14:18:00.000Z

The artist of this, James White, has also created his own version of Blu-ray cover art that can be downloaded free via his blog SignalNoise right here: http://blog.signalnoise.com/2012/01/31/downloadable-drive-blu-ray-cover/

Pictorial Schpiel: Cheating

2012-02-02T02:06:00.001Z

It's funny cos it's true. And that there's cats in the pic too ;-D

Pictorial Schpiel: Alex Tuis's Super-Heroes

2012-02-02T02:02:00.003Z

From the awesome mind of Alex Tuis comes his dream cast for a superhero film. There's more to be found here too if you're interested in seeing more of his work http://a.tuis.free.fr/SuperHero.html

Video Schpiel: New ‘Eastbound & Down’ Trailer

2012-02-02T02:01:00.000Z

Kenny Powers IS BACK!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Spot The Mistake

2012-02-01T17:41:00.002Z

Feel free to post your answer below. First smartarse to get it correct wins my adulation. For all of one minute. Which is better than not at all :-D

Video Schpiel: Not The Bees! NOT THE BEES!!!

2012-02-01T17:39:00.000Z

Brilliant :-D

Pictorial Schpiel: Obama's Revenge

2012-02-01T17:38:00.000Z

Video Schpiel: Nicolas Cage Recites LMFAO’s ‘Sexy And I Know It’

2012-02-01T14:16:00.001Z

And the original version;

I prefer Cage's version. Obviously!!!

Video Schpiel: The Breaking Bad RPG

2012-02-01T14:08:00.001Z

WARNING: Spoilers be ahead for all FOUR seasons so tread carefully bitches;

Oh, and if it doesn't seem to be working just press play anyways and it should.

Pictorial Schpiel: COSBY!!!!

2012-01-31T14:46:00.001Z

Video Schpiel: The Return Of Ferris Buellar

2012-01-31T14:36:00.002Z

And a few other memorable movie parody ads:

Notice the future Jackass in this ad:

Yoda's a fuckin sellout:

Video Schpiel: The Return Of The Angriest Guitar Player In The World!!!

2012-01-31T14:34:00.001Z

That man must wake up the next day and realise "Holy Shit! I've broken all my guitars. Again!!!"

Pictorial Schpiel: How I See Things vs How My Cat Sees Things

2012-01-29T18:43:00.001Z

So true - especially the last one!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Smartass Acts Of Vandalism

2012-01-29T18:37:00.002Z

Possibly NSFW (i dunno what is and isn't anymore so just throwing that up there). Nicked from: http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/20-more-smartass-acts-vandalism

Video Schpiel: 'The Artist' Blooper Reel

2012-01-28T22:33:00.001Z

Great show. Great show indeed!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Suspicious Quotation Marks

2012-01-28T22:29:00.002Z

Taken from http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/very-suspicious-quotation-marks

Video Schpiel: Internet Song Drum Medley

2012-01-28T22:28:00.001Z

Video Schpiel: Yelle - Comme Un Enfant

2012-01-27T14:44:00.001Z

What???? !!!!

Anyways, gives me an excuse to post this Plastic Bertrand belter tune again;

Video Schpiel: Day Bow Bow - Part 2 ???

2012-01-27T14:41:00.002Z

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!! Only watched this yesterday too, great show;

Pictorial Schpiel: Planet Of the Apes Franchise Posters

2012-01-27T14:37:00.002Z

Single prints are available from http://www.mondotees.com/ if anyone id that way inclined.

Video Schpiel: Iron Sky Trailer

2012-01-26T18:50:00.000Z

Nazi's on the moon!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Geek Vs Nerd

2012-01-26T18:24:00.001Z

Pictorial Schpiel: If 2012's Oscar-Nominated Movie Posters Told The Truth

2012-01-25T16:57:00.003Z

Thanks to PaddyG from bringing this to my attention! More can be found here: http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/if-2012s-oscar-nominated-movie-posters-told-the-truth.php

Video Schpiel: 8 Year Old Juliet Presents - 'My First Hardcore Song'

2012-01-25T14:47:00.001Z

"I love Robert & my fishes!!!"

Video Schpiel: The Incredible Acting Dog

2012-01-25T14:41:00.000Z

Video Schpiel: Cat vs. Alligator

2012-01-25T14:40:00.000Z

That is one bad-ass cat!!!

Video Schpiel: Giant Spider Puppet

2012-01-24T23:46:00.003Z

This would scare THE SHIT outta some people I know!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Don't Abuse Drugs

2012-01-24T23:46:00.002Z

Video Schpiel: Wait For It......

2012-01-24T23:43:00.001Z

Video Schpiel: Sneezing With Eyes Open

2012-01-24T23:40:00.000Z

Ugh.

Pictorial Schpiel: How I See Babies

2012-01-24T23:35:00.001Z

Well, that's how I used to see them. I kinda like them now. But not the poop parts.

Video Schpiel: Bestest Random Japanese Man EVER!!!

2012-01-24T23:34:00.000Z

Video Schpiel: Girl That's A Booty Hole

2012-01-24T23:24:00.002Z

I dunno either....

Video Schpiel: Star Wars Uncut - Episode IV A New Hope

2012-01-21T13:05:00.002Z

Right, so Star Wars Uncut has been in the works for three years now - it's a website where anyone could create and upload their very own 15 second piece of Star Wars and through time they all got pieced together to recreated the whole two+ hours of the film.

Basically every 15 seconds it's someone else's interpretation of Star Wars and f truth be told while I haven't watched it all yet - what I have watched was fucking class!!!

This is the best post i've posted in aaaaaaaaaaaaages so give it a wee click and see for yourself!

Video Schpiel: Wooderson From 'Dazed and Confused' Returns!!!

2012-01-21T13:00:00.004Z

Matthew McConaughey has reprised his 'Dazed and Confused' character Wooderson for a music video from some band called Butch Walker And The Black Widows. Only cos it's Wooderson is this being posted.

This'll get them attention but personally I don't think he shoulda brought him outta retirement.

Video Schpiel: Jackass/Vertigo Mash-Up

2012-01-21T12:58:00.001Z

Video Schpiel: [The Films Of] Steven Spielberg

2012-01-21T12:57:00.000Z

Video Schpiel: Bass Music + Grandpop = Genius

2012-01-19T21:07:00.001Z

Pictorial Schpiel: Toy Story 24/7

2012-01-19T21:06:00.000Z

Video Schpiel: Muay Thai Guy Kicks Down A Tree

2012-01-19T20:47:00.000Z

I think he's TREEmendous :-D

Web Schpiel: The Most Brilliant, Obnoxious, Or Delightfully Sociopathic Facebook Posts Of 2011

2012-01-19T20:35:00.002Z

Lifted from: http://www.happyplace.com/13075/the-50-most-brilliant-obnoxious-or-delightfully-sociopathic-facebook-posts-of-2011/page/1 - where you'll find TONS more if you want!

Video Schpiel: FDR American Badass!

2012-01-18T14:35:00.001Z

Barry Motherfucking Bostwick!!!

Pictorial Schpiel: Movies from an Alternate Universe

2012-01-18T14:28:00.005Z

Some of these are so awesome i'd definitely buy them!!!

From http://www.behance.net/gallery/Movies-From-An-Alternate-Universe/2783319:

Video Schpiel: Man Guesses 'Donkey Punch' on 'Jeopardy!'

2012-01-18T14:28:00.001Z

Oh Mike.....

Pictorial Schpiel: How To Dubstep

2012-01-18T14:27:00.001Z

Video Schpiel: Live-Action Rugrats Movie

2012-01-18T14:25:00.000Z

Pictorial Schpiel: Duckface - This One's For You!!!

2012-01-18T14:06:00.001Z

She knows who she is - eh Hawkeye? ;-)

Pictorial Schpiel: Bond Film Alphabet

2012-01-16T22:34:00.001Z

Video Schpiel: Epic Movie Supercut of Lionel Ritchie's 'Hello'

2012-01-16T22:25:00.003Z

From http://www.mattatjeoorlog.nl/

Video Schpiel: Arnold Schwarzenegger on Total Recall

2012-01-16T22:23:00.001Z

I know this is an old one & one that I probably posted before but regardless it is awesome so enjoy it again :-D

Pictorial Schpiel: 2000's Film Alphabet

2012-01-16T15:38:00.002Z

You know the score by now; From http://stephenwildish.co.uk/ - there's tons of his work on there so I'd recommend it for anyone curious to see more!

Video Schpiel: The Disappearing Cat

2012-01-16T15:36:00.001Z

Web Schpiel: Rappers Doing Normal Shit

2012-01-16T15:27:00.002Z

From the awesome http://rappersdoingnormalshit.tumblr.com/. Go rap about that in your next album Ice-T!!!

Web Schpiel: Bey Bey Name Generator

2012-01-13T16:18:00.002Z

From http://beybeyname.com/.

Jay-Z and Beyonce welcomed Blue Ivy Carter to their family and Bey Bey name generator is here to give you some "colour + plant" name ideas of your own.

Click on the line above and find out the name of your own (Destiny's) Child.

Apparently my kid is gonna be called "Periwinkle Agave".

We'll see about that...

Video Schpiel: Best Beauty Pageant Kid EVER

2012-01-13T16:17:00.000Z

Yeah honey boo-boo child!!!!!

Video Schpiel: The Exploding Head Montage

2012-01-13T15:56:00.001Z

0:10 had to be there really didn't it!!!

Video Schpiel: What John McCain Sounds Like

2012-01-13T15:54:00.001Z

I was watching the Craig Ferguson show yesterday and he repeated this little video from 2008 (and 2011):

Video Schpiel: Pizza Boomerang (NSFW- Kinda)

2012-01-12T13:37:00.000Z

Video Schpiel: The Page Turner

2012-01-12T13:36:00.000Z

Video Schpiel: His Name Is James Bond

2012-01-11T18:40:00.001Z

Video Schpiel: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 6 Outtakes

2012-01-11T18:35:00.001Z

Jack Kelly & the McPoyle's are freekin awesome :-D

Video Schpiel: A Ron Burgundy Moment

2012-01-11T18:30:00.000Z

The director of the show slipped an extra line in the prompter, see if you can guess what Anchorman quote it is;

Video Schpiel: Grandma & Grandson Dance To Rack City

2012-01-09T20:54:00.000Z

Pictorial Schpiel: Bizarre Warning Signs

2012-01-09T20:49:00.002Z

From http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/21-bizarre-warning-signs.

Pictorial Schpiel: 1970's Film Alphabet

2012-01-09T20:48:00.000Z

Video Schpiel: Luna The Cat Falls Into A Bathtub

2012-01-08T18:34:00.001Z

Pictorial Schpiel: 1990's Film Alphabet

2012-01-08T18:33:00.001Z

You get the drill. 26 letters, 26 films. See if you can name them all;

Video Schpiel: Shit Wookiees Say

2012-01-08T18:32:00.000Z

Creepy hairy bastard isn't he?

Pictorial Schpiel: What's Wrong With This Photo?

2012-01-07T16:16:00.001Z

Video Schpiel: Awesome Ceiling Fan Trick

2012-01-07T16:14:00.000Z

Pictorial Schpiel: The Friendzone

2012-01-07T16:11:00.000Z

Video Schpiel: Demolition Fail

2012-01-07T16:03:00.001Z

Well, that must be nice for the neighbours :-D

Pictorial Schpiel: 1980's Film Alphabet

2012-01-07T16:02:00.001Z

Can YOU name all 26 films from the 1980's???

Video Schpiel: Car + Ice + Truck = OMFG!

2012-01-06T18:06:00.001Z

Pictorial Schpiel: Celery - Nature's Toothbrush

2012-01-06T17:59:00.001Z

Video Schpiel: I Gave My Kids A Terrible Present

2012-01-06T17:44:00.000Z

From Jimmy Kimmel Live:

Pictorial Schpiel: 1960's Film Alphabet

2012-01-06T17:31:00.001Z

Can YOU name all 26???

Video Schpiel: The Lion King Rises

2012-01-05T18:57:00.002Z

Why do I get the feeling until The Dark Knight Rises is actually released there'll just be more and more of these videos released on a constant basis? That being said, this is actually very well made (as was the Sweded version I posted a day or two ago).

Pictorial Schpiel: Unbelievable Maury Povich Screencaps

2012-01-05T18:49:00.003Z

From http://www.screenjunkies.com/gallery/31-unbelievable-maury-povich-screencaps/. You just have to love watching some Maury from time to time!

Video Schpiel: Home Video Commentary For "Not Where You Saw"

2012-01-05T18:45:00.002Z

The tagline reads: ""Not Where You Saw" tells the riveting tale of one brother's courageous stand for justice".

The video in question is taken from the childhood home videos of comic John Ramsey and his filmmaker brother Richard. The genius in it it that it has both siblings contributing commentary over their independently made 1989 production, with fascinating results.